The worst thing about hippies: they??re out there. Somewhere. And you can??t tell by looking at ???em anymore.
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Why don’t all you damn hippies get a life?
Looking around, you don’t see many hippies these days. Sure, you see bellbottoms, tie-dyes and Birkenstocks ?? why not, they’re comfortable ?? but the people in them don??t consider themselves hippies.